The Florida Hippopotamus Cocaine Massacre (2026-)

The humid air of Flamingo City is thick with the scent of fried dough and chlorine. At Disco Hippo Wonderland, the park’s corpulent owner, Jans M’jor Discau, has just flooded the hippopotamus enclosure with a new, volatile narcotic called Coke45. The ensuing chaos derails a federal operation led by Agent Clarke Nebraska, whose captured informant was preemptively rescued by his reckless brother, Miquel Senecoza. As a hurricane fueled by burning marijuana smoke drenches the park in torrential rain, Nebraska and Miquel form a tense alliance. Their target has vanished into the park’s labyrinthine utility tunnels, pursued by a herd of chemically-enhanced hippos.