DC's How to Lose a Guy Gardner in 10 Days (2024-)

The Daily Planet gossip column is currently dissecting the latest public meltdown of Guy Gardner. His attempts at romance have become a spectacle, a series of high-profile failures documented across Metropolis. He is not alone in his struggle. Across the city, figures like The Flash and Plastic Man are contorting themselves through time and shape in desperate, often disastrous, bids for connection. Even the synthetic Red Tornado finds companionship only through the cold glow of a terminal. For these public individuals, the pursuit of affection is a chaotic, unpredictable performance with no guaranteed applause.